What They Don't Tell You- Life After a Hysterectomy


Before I had my Hysterectomy, Everyone said how great I would feel afterward. "It was the Best thing I ever did" was the most commonly heard phrase.  I think people just want you to join the Secret Hysterectomy Sisterhood.

Well I have now found out the secrets.  My new sisters suck!

Everyone know about the hot flashes.  For me, they were not as bad as I expected.  I did however decide to take hormones.  I might change my opinion when I decide to stop take them.

The worst surprise, weight gain.  A lot of weight gain.  Four months later there was not a piece of clothing in my closet that came close to fitting anymore.

Next is my hair.  Before the surgery, my hair was straight.  Now, it is curly.  Not a pretty curly, a frizzy, course mess.  My new style is a frizzy ponytail.  Very attractive!

And finally the worst.  I went in to surgery feeling young still.  I came out an old women.   Seriously, I feel like  I have aged 30 years.  I have aches and pains all over.  I am constantly tired.  I am ready for bed before the sun goes down.

I am now a fat, old, frizzy ponytail wearing, member of Secret Hysterectomy Sisterhood.   Yeah!

"Join us, it will be fun",  they said.

I hate them